Did you know there was a TV version of Ferris Bueller? The new Ferris opens up the show by saying that the movie was a recreation of his life and that Matthew Broderick sucks, basically. Then he takes out this life-size cardboard cut out of Broderick as Ferris and saws his head off with a chainsaw. It could have worked if this new guy was half as likeable as Broderick, but I just wanted to punch him in the face. Oh, and Jennifer Aniston was his sister.